Europa!'s advice for the jet-set.

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Dear, Dear Darling,

Europa! took a short flight yesterday and darling, what is wrong with the modern air traveler? When the turbulence began, the seemingly charming man next to Europa! did not see the use of fastening his seat belt. So, "natürlich", when the plane began to bump the man was thrown from his seat. This caused Europa! to drop a very delicious-looking "profiterolle" she had been saving to help polish off her glass of "sekt". Also, the man had a bump to the head, and rolled to the floor, squashing the little Italian puff. Europa! did not understand why the flight attendants made such a fuss of reviving him when the last of the profiterolles were being consumed by Europa!'s fellow passengers.

Ah, Santa Maria! Tasty airline food is such a rarity, we cannot afford to lose even a morsel to the boorishness of the great unwashed.

Europa! sends kisses,

Ciao! 8-D
Europa!