Scottish "High" lands

Europa! laughs in her Glasgow hotel while what appears to be an alien craft hovers outside.

Greetings from Glasgow, darling,

But you are surely wondering what Europa is doing in the chilly city of Glasgow on this September day...

Well, darling, Europa! is visiting a sick auld acquaintance she could not bring herself to forget... It seems that Angus McScott has a touch of food poisoning. Europa! believes he got it from the haggis he single-handedly consumed at his best friend's weekend stag party, but Angus fiercely denies this. Between bouts of wooziness, he mutters something about risking deportation if he were ever to blame it on the haggis. Europa! thinks he may be delirious and will stay with him until the delusions clear.

But speaking of delusions, just look at that thing hovering over Europa! What fun! It looks like an alien space craft. It seems that even aliens can't get enough of Europa!'s charm and joie de vivre.

If aliens wish to be invited, why don't they just introduce themselves?

Well, darling, Europa! has to go. Besides ministering to Angus, she is looking for a Charles Rennie Mackintosh rose motif kilt pin, and they're so dear...

Ciao!
Europa! 8-D